{"id":856,"date":"2008-06-10T02:10:43","date_gmt":"2008-06-10T06:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/s265039441.onlinehome.us\/philpaine\/?p=856"},"modified":"2018-08-13T23:50:29","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T03:50:29","slug":"armageddon-bay-1998","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/?p=856","title":{"rendered":"(Bay 1998) Armageddon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- \t\t@page { margin: 2cm } \t\tP { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } --><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Oh My Gawd what a hor\u00adri\u00adble film!&nbsp;Oil rig\u00adgers equipped with no skill or knowl\u00adedge save the earth from aster\u00adoid impact by fly\u00ading to the aster\u00adoid in the Space Shut\u00adtle and drilling a hole a mere 800 feet into it (as if this would make a dif\u00adfer\u00adence?), to plant a nuclear bomb .&nbsp;They and <span class=\"caps\">NASA<\/span> and var\u00adi\u00adous mil\u00adi\u00adtary types save the Earth by com\u00adpet\u00ading in how loud\u00adly they can shout at each oth\u00ader and who can say the tough\u00adest things. A sop\u00adpy romance is thrown in&nbsp;\u2014 one&nbsp;that makes you cringe when\u00adever those char\u00adac\u00adters show their faces. Annoy\u00ading act\u00ading, annoy\u00ading music, annoy\u00ading every\u00adthing, and sci\u00aden\u00adtific illit\u00ader\u00adacy so pro\u00adfound that <span class=\"caps\">NASA<\/span> uses the film to train astro\u00adnauts. They are required to iden\u00adtify as many of the 167 major vio\u00adla\u00adtions of phys\u00adi\u00adcal laws and prob\u00ada\u00adbil\u00adi\u00adties as they can. Yes,&nbsp;167.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh My Gawd what a hor\u00adri\u00adble film!&nbsp;Oil rig\u00adgers equipped with no skill or knowl\u00adedge save the earth from aster\u00adoid impact by fly\u00ading to the aster\u00adoid in the Space Shut\u00adtle and drilling a hole a mere 800 feet into it (as \u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/?p=856\">Read more \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[948,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-d-viewing","category-ds-viewing-2008"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=856"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8497,"href":"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions\/8497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.philpaine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}