Wednesday, May 17, 2006 — I Tremble For My Country

I trem­ble for my coun­try when­ev­er I see the bland, pasty face of our new Prime Min­is­ter, Stephen Harp­er, on tele­vi­sion. It’s not that Harp­er is dumb. He is actu­al­ly quite clever, and stands out dra­mat­i­cal­ly in a par­ty that is noto­ri­ous­ly filled with igno­ra­mus­es and bare­ly lit­er­ate yahoos. It’s not that Harp­er is incom­pe­tent. He has shown remark­able polit­i­cal acu­men, and he ran his elec­tion cam­paign bril­liant­ly. It’s not that he is dis­hon­est, or cor­rupt. I’ve seen no evi­dence of either. The prob­lem is not that he is “social­ly con­ser­v­a­tive” or pro­mot­ing a reli­gious agen­da. He shows no evi­dence of being any more social­ly con­ser­v­a­tive in his per­son­al views than the aver­age Cana­di­an. Besides, there is not much mar­ket for the social con­ser­v­a­tive agen­da in Cana­da, where peo­ple remain, on the whole, indi­vid­u­al­is­tic and fond of per­son­al lib­er­ty. Cana­di­ans find reli­gious zealotry distasteful.

The real prob­lem is that he isn’t Cana­di­an. He’s not loy­al to the coun­try he has been elect­ed to gov­ern. He sees him­self as a colo­nial agent for Wash­ing­ton. What­ev­er poli­cies he seeks to get in motion, they will have one, and only one ulti­mate pur­pose: to please his boss, George W. Bush. It took only a few sec­onds after his swear­ing in for him to start to dis­play the most shame­less ass-kiss­ing in that regard. Most issues that con­cern Cana­di­ans have been rapid­ly shoved onto the back-burn­er, to be replaced by a com­plete­ly out-of-pro­por­tion pre­oc­cu­pa­tion with get­ting Cana­da more involved in Afghanistan, more direct­ly involved with Bush’s pho­ny-baloney “war on ter­ror”, and get­ting the Cana­di­an mil­i­tary more under the direc­tion of Amer­i­can commanders.

As a con­se­quence, Cana­di­ans are start­ing to be rather sus­pi­cious of our role in Afghanistan. Up until this point, most Cana­di­ans have been quite sup­port­ive of our pres­ence there. When the new “demo­c­ra­t­ic” regime, which we were sup­posed to be fight­ing to pro­tect, sud­den­ly con­demned an Afghan cit­i­zen to death for con­vert­ing to Chris­tian­i­ty, there was a flash of sus­pi­cion, but it was not suf­fi­cient to change that opin­ion. Nor have casu­al­ties been an issue, despite the fact the our most seri­ous casu­al­ties where inflict­ed by Amer­i­can “friend­ly fire.” Cana­di­ans, as far as I can tell, have nev­er laboured under the bizarre delu­sion that you can fight a war with­out some of your sol­diers get­ting killed. Cana­di­an sol­diers are expect­ed to know what they are sign­ing up for. There has nev­er been any need for idi­ot­ic gov­ern­ment mum­mery to cov­er up the real­i­ties of war, and nev­er any ques­tion that mere­ly hav­ing casu­al­ties would weak­en sup­port for a mil­i­tary action.

That’s why I was pro­found­ly insult­ed when Harp­er made attempts to dis­cour­age tele­vi­sion cov­er­age of Cana­di­an casu­al­ties. It was an impli­ca­tion that Cana­di­ans were fight­ing a U.S.-style fan­ta­sy war. In such fan­ta­sy wars, a gov­ern­ment churns out lies to pre­serve the delu­sion that they can be fought pain­less­ly and effort­less­ly and with­out cost. Cana­di­ans have nev­er need­ed, or want­ed such delu­sions. But Harp­er assumes that we can be conned and manip­u­lat­ed and pan­icked as read­i­ly as our cousins south of the line. I think he will have a star­tling come-uppance.

Harper’s pre­oc­cu­pa­tion with Afghanistan, and the par­tic­u­lar phras­es he uses to dis­cuss it, reveal what kind of crit­ter he is. Since the moment he was elect­ed, he has done vir­tu­al­ly noth­ing but squawk par­rot-talk from his master’s vocab­u­lary. “We won’t cut and run” and “our troops in harms way”! These cliché phras­es were nev­er in the Cana­di­an pub­lic vocab­u­lary. They come out of Harper’s mouth so eas­i­ly because his mind does­n’t live in this coun­try. For all his blus­ter­ing and pos­ing as a cham­pi­on of the Cana­di­an mil­i­tary, it is per­fect­ly obvi­ous that his only aim is to reduce the Cana­di­an armed forces to being a squad of latrine clean­ers for the U.S. military.

At the moment, the U.S. forces are “com­mand­ed” by a dis­gust­ing, spine­less, sim­per­ing lit­tle cow­ard who struts around on air­craft car­ri­ers pre­tend­ing to be some kind of war­rior. In real­i­ty, he would piss his pants, if con­front­ed with any real dan­ger to his pathet­ic lit­tle quiv­er­ing bum. He would sell out his coun­try in a sec­ond. The idea of Cana­di­an armed forces being even indi­rect­ly under the com­mand of a crea­ture like GeorgieWorgie Bush, frankly, makes me sick to my stomach.

For gen­er­a­tions, Cana­di­ans strug­gled to get rid of a polit­i­cal upper crust that had its pri­ma­ry loy­al­ty to Lon­don, not to Cana­da. It took two world wars and an incred­i­bly high rate of casu­al­ties, to wean our­selves of those bozos.

Now we are grad­u­al­ly, and deft­ly being suck­ered into colo­nial sta­tus by anoth­er bunch of clowns who think the same way, except it’s the White House they bow to, now, instead of White­hall. Will Harp­er and his crowd suc­ceed? Prob­a­bly not. Every time he opens his mouth, he adver­tis­es, with every par­rot­ed phrase, that he is not one of us. It won’t take long for Cana­di­ans to fig­ure it out.

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