Wednesday, January 23, 2008 — The Lure of the Yam Boss

To under­stand how polit­i­cal pow­er works, you have to under­stand the basic unit of pol­i­tics, which is the indi­vid­ual “con-job”. Polit­i­cal pow­er struc­tures are not the result of neb­u­lous col­lec­tive forces or abstrac­tions. They are cre­at­ed by indi­vid­ual human beings. These are not ordi­nary human beings, with ordi­nary motives, but spe­cial­ists, with motives dis­tinct from those that move you or me. In fact, it is the very ordi­nar­i­ness, rea­son­able­ness, and pre­dictabil­i­ty of our motives that enables spe­cial­ists in pow­er acqui­si­tion to flour­ish among us. The spe­cial­ist in pow­er acqui­si­tion oper­ates, like any preda­tor, by strate­gies of which it is con­scious, but its prey is not. The­o­ries of his­to­ry which inter­pret the activ­i­ties of rulers, aris­toc­ra­cies, and pow­er elites as act­ing uncon­scious­ly, or dri­ven by col­lec­tive “belief sys­tems” or ide­olo­gies are pro­found­ly off the mark.

No per­son exer­cis­ing polit­i­cal pow­er on a large scale believes in any “ide­ol­o­gy” except the ide­ol­o­gy of “it’s a good thing for me to exer­cise pow­er”. If you imag­ine that, say, Fidel Cas­tro cares any­thing what­so­ev­er about Dialec­ti­cal Mate­ri­al­ism, of cares any­thing about the fate of the Cuban peo­ple ― except in so far as these things are use­ful to him in the exer­cise of pow­er ― then you don’t have the absolute­ly fun­da­men­tal, nec­es­sary infor­ma­tion for under­stand­ing his­to­ry and pol­i­tics. The same goes for George W. Bush, Jr. If you imag­ine that he has any inter­est in the fate of Amer­i­ca, or the wel­fare of Amer­i­cans, for­get it. He has none. Zero. These things have no influ­ence what­so­ev­er on any of his actions. How­ev­er, fos­ter­ing the belief that they are moti­vat­ed by “ideas” or “val­ues” or “ide­olo­gies”, or are the prod­uct of reli­gions, or polit­i­cal philoso­phies, is one of the most tried and true meth­ods by which pow­er seek­ers and suc­cess­ful pow­er elites achieve their ends. It is an extreme­ly ver­sa­tile method, because it neu­tral­izes their most dan­ger­ous poten­tial oppo­nents ― intel­li­gent peo­ple moti­vat­ed by con­cern for the com­mon good ― and allows them to orga­nize and herd the less dan­ger­ous major­i­ty. The spe­cial­ist in pow­er knows that bureau­crats, aca­d­e­mics, stu­dents, jour­nal­ists, or peo­ple engaged in ordi­nary pur­suits of busi­ness, sci­ence, pub­lic admin­is­tra­tion, or use­ful pro­fes­sions can be kept busy and dis­tract­ed try­ing to inter­pret their actions in terms of pro­fessed ideas and neb­u­lous “sys­tems”. In the mean­time, such spe­cial­ist deploy their chess pieces in strate­gi­cal­ly use­ful posi­tions, and deter­mine their actions strict­ly in terms of sim­ple, unequiv­o­cal motives: destroy ene­mies, get pow­er. Wealth and pow­er are dis­tinct only in that wealth is deferred, or stored pow­er, like elec­tric­i­ty in a battery.

Ide­olo­gies do moti­vate large num­bers of peo­ple, who remain vul­ner­a­ble to manip­u­la­tion to the degree that they take the ideas seri­ous­ly. Suc­cess­ful pow­er seek­ers sense this weak­ness in under­lings, cul­ti­vate it, and make use of it. For exam­ple, George W. Bush, Jr. attract­ed a coterie of Neo-Con­ser­v­a­tive punks around him­self. They had long been schem­ing for an inva­sion of Iraq, and where act­ing on the pre­cepts of a com­pli­cat­ed ide­o­log­i­cal for­mu­la, which hap­pi­ly coin­cid­ed with their deter­mi­na­tion to enrich them­selves. In their day­dreams, Amer­i­ca would ush­er its way into a new age of impe­r­i­al pow­er by crip­pling OPEC’s con­trol of oil. By invad­ing Iraq, and then “pri­va­tiz­ing” its abun­dant oil fields, which OPEC had care­ful­ly kept in con­trolled and lim­it­ed pro­duc­tion for gen­er­a­tions, they thought this bril­liant coup could be accom­plished, with them­selves well placed to col­lect both prof­it and glo­ry. Come the inva­sion of Iraq, these Neo­cons had their hench­men in place to accom­plish this. How­ev­er, George W. Bush Jr.’s actu­al inter­ests, alliances, and pow­er base lies with OPEC, the tra­di­tion­al Oil Car­tels, and the Sau­di Roy­al Fam­i­ly that is its aris­toc­ra­cy. Their inter­ests lay in dis­pos­ing of the unre­li­able Sadam Hus­sein and con­trol­ling Iraq’s oil (at a nice, low lev­el of out­put) through a sin­gle state oil monop­oly which will fol­low OPEC dis­ci­pline. After being enor­mous­ly use­ful in the process of sell­ing the inva­sion of Iraq to the Amer­i­can pub­lic, the Neo­cons were quick­ly side­lined, their pol­i­cy of “pri­va­tiz­ing” was ter­mi­nat­ed. Philip Car­roll, for­mer CEO of Shell Oil, was flown into Bagh­dad to lay down the law. Pri­va­ti­za­tion ceased, and Sadam Hussein’s old oil admin­is­tra­tors were re-installed in a brand new State oil monop­oly. Soon, most of the orig­i­nal coterie of Neo­con ide­o­logues found them­selves igno­min­ious­ly purged from Bush’s admin­is­tra­tion. In a rare moment of spon­tene­ity, Car­roll explained to an unusu­al­ly inquis­i­tive jour­nal­ist: “Many neo-con­ser­v­a­tives have cer­tain ide­o­log­i­cal beliefs about mar­kets and democ­ra­cy and this, that and the oth­er. Inter­na­tion­al oil com­pa­nies, with­out excep­tion, don’t have a the­ol­o­gy, they don’t have a doctrine.”[1]

This sin­gle sen­tence is a cap­sule descrip­tion of real “ide­ol­o­gy” of rul­ing elites in every time and every place.

Ide­olo­gies, how­ev­er do play a role in his­to­ry … just not the role that his­to­ri­ans imag­ine. They vary in intel­lec­tu­al qual­i­ty. At the low­est lev­el of both the intel­lect and moral­i­ty, you have the ide­ol­o­gy of Karl Marx and Adolph Hitler ― mere­ly an overt pro­gram of slav­ery and geno­cide dec­o­rat­ed with moron­ic racist rant­i­ngs and inco­her­ent pseu­do-sci­en­tif­ic gib­ber­ish. Oth­ers are less monot­o­nous, being mere­ly mod­i­fi­ca­tions of tra­di­tion­al reli­gions and polit­i­cal insti­tu­tions, or clus­ters of arbi­trary sym­bols and mark­ers. Once they cease to be “play­ers”, the arbi­trari­ness of these sym­bols is obvi­ous to every­one; while they are “play­ers” you can­not con­vince any­one of it. For cen­turies, Europe was divid­ed among the ide­o­log­i­cal adher­ents of “Guel­phism” and “Ghi­belin­ism”. It was as per­va­sive a con­cep­tu­al mum­bo-jum­bo as is the idi­ot­ic “left vs right” mum­bo-jum­bo of today. As it is today, the actu­al pol­i­tics on the ground con­sist­ed of “para­dox­i­cal” strate­gic alliances between “ide­o­log­i­cal oppo­nents” against “ide­o­log­i­cal broth­ers”, because the suc­cess­ful pow­er seek­ers no more believed in their offi­cial mum­bo-jum­bo than today’s pow­er seek­ers do in theirs. The only peo­ple who actu­al­ly believed in the ide­olo­gies were the suck­ers who end­ed up decap­i­tat­ed or skew­ered on battlefields.

It can be enter­tain­ing, and fas­ci­nat­ing, to spend time clas­si­fy­ing and ana­lyz­ing the details of these ide­olo­gies. Their robust­ness comes from their built-in con­tra­dic­tions and mis­di­rec­tions, which give them the abil­i­ty to sur­vive any kind of embar­rass­ment from mere real­i­ty. Thus, the Medieval Church simul­ta­ne­ous­ly held that hap­pi­ness and jus­tice lay in an eter­nal life after death, but also that the “soul” was nei­ther your con­scious­ness nor your mem­o­ry, nei­ther of which would sur­vive death. When you think of it, this should be no more com­fort­ing than the knowl­edge that your sub­scrip­tion num­ber to Read­ers’ Digest lives on after you die. Hun­dreds of mil­lions per­sist in imag­in­ing that Marx­ism has some­thing to do with “equal­i­ty”, even though there is not even the slight­est, micro­scop­ic ele­ment of equal­i­ty in his the­o­ries, which are entire­ly devot­ed to the estab­lish­ment of a hier­ar­chi­cal, total­i­tar­i­an tyran­ny based on the pro­duc­tion of slave labour. As many mil­lions bizarrely asso­ciate Con­ser­vatism with “free mar­ket the­o­ry”, though no Con­ser­v­a­tive has ever, or ever will advo­cate, pro­mote, or enable any­thing remote­ly resem­bling a free mar­ket. The obses­sions and demands of Amer­i­can “Chris­tians” almost invari­ably con­sist of things dia­met­ri­cal­ly opposed to the teach­ings of Jesus of Nazareth. But to pur­sue these end­less con­vo­lu­tions of con­tra­dic­tion is to mis­un­der­stand the pur­pose of ideologies.

As intel­lec­tu­al con­structs, ide­olo­gies are fraud­u­lent assem­blages of lies and mis­di­rec­tion, spe­cial­ly con­struct­ed to be use­ful to pow­er elites. They are not the polit­i­cal, social or philo­soph­i­cal equiv­a­lents of the­o­ries in sci­ence, or attempts to find some kind of truth. Clever peo­ple who don’t exer­cise sig­nif­i­cant pow­er may believe they are, but nobody who exer­cis­es pow­er does. Those who believe in them either nev­er fig­ure this out ― they are usu­al­ly the ones who end up in the first wave of purges, dig­ging ditch­es at gun­point for their own exe­cu­tion ― or they slow­ly catch on, and learn how to manip­u­late the for­mu­las to pre­serve them­selves. These last end up doing the hard work in the orga­ni­za­tion and man­ning the mid­dle lev­els of the Fuehrer’s empire. But at the top of the pyra­mid, there is nev­er any­body who believes. That sim­ply nev­er hap­pens. Belief is ipso fac­to the qual­i­ty of under­lings, the chumps, the suck­ers. Is George Bush a patri­ot­ic Amer­i­can? Not pos­si­ble. Does Pat Robert­son believe in Chris­tian­i­ty? An absolute impos­si­bil­i­ty. He and Jer­ry Fal­well cer­tain­ly had no prob­lem with accom­pa­ny­ing George H.W.Bush in a mis­sion to give Sudan’s dic­ta­tor Jaa­far Nimeiri $1.4 bil­lion in cash and weapons for his cam­paign to exter­mi­nate Christians.[2] Does Osama bin Ladin believe in Islam? [how do you spell a burst of snort­ing laughter?]

There is an unusu­al­ly per­cep­tive scene in the old Car­ol Reed film The Third Man. I don’t know if it comes from Gra­ham Greene’s nov­el, or if it’s one of Orson Welles’ noto­ri­ous­ly clever ad libs. Welles plays a crim­i­nal huck­ster ped­dling dead­ly dilut­ed peni­cillin in the post-WWII black mar­ket: “The politi­cians talk about the Peo­ple and the Pro­le­tari­at. I talk about the mug­gs and the suck­ers. It’s the same thing.”

The weak­ness in democ­ra­cies is not any kind of func­tion­al fail­ure of “the sys­tem”. In terms of pro­duc­ing pros­per­i­ty, safe­ty, jus­tice, and spir­i­tu­al well­be­ing, the par­tial­ly func­tion­ing democ­ra­cies of the world are a mil­lion times more suc­cess­ful than all the one-par­ty states and total­i­tar­i­an tyran­nies of the world. Their weak­ness is that they are filled with mid­dle-lev­el admin­is­tra­tors who are not near­ly as pow­er-dri­ven as those in tyran­nies. Their par­lia­ments and con­gress­es are filled with mod­er­ate­ly hon­est, par­tial­ly sin­cere “politi­cians” who keep their com­pet­i­tive ruth­less­ness “with­in the rules” and bal­ance per­son­al greed or ambi­tion with at least a vague inter­est in their coun­try or their con­stituents. Their schemes and ambi­tions are timid, they are par­tial­ly dri­ven by beliefs they actu­al­ly hold, or they feel answer­able to oth­ers in some way. Ulti­mate­ly, they can’t bring them­selves to believe that their oppo­nents in non-demo­c­ra­t­ic regimes aren’t sim­i­lar­ly con­strained. They expect some kind of “con­sis­ten­cy” from dic­ta­tors and glob­al cor­po­rate hon­chos and real­ly believe that these crea­tures are act­ing on the basis of some set of abstract val­ues or aims out­side of them­selves. This delu­sion is, to the tru­ly pow­er­ful, a vul­ner­a­bil­i­ty that they can run rings around. To the tru­ly pow­er­ful, the real or half-heart­ed hon­esty and val­ues of run-of the mill politi­cians in the democ­ra­cies are what the lone­li­ness and bank account of a wid­ow are to an expe­ri­enced gigolo.

Unfor­tu­nate­ly, the high­er lev­els of demo­c­ra­t­ic poli­ties even­tu­al­ly fill up with the real arti­cle, the real pow­er seek­ers. The Unit­ed States, for instance, is far too old, far too big, far too rich, and far too pow­er­ful a poli­ty to be like Ice­land, or even Cana­da. At the top lev­els, the tru­ly ruth­less rule, as ded­i­cat­ed to pure evil as their coun­ter­parts in Bei­jing, the Krem­lin, or Riyadh.

It would be nice to think that an edu­cat­ed cyn­i­cism would be some kind of coun­ter­force to this process, but the sad fact is that it isn’t. There are plen­ty of jour­nal­ists and his­to­ri­ans who are will­ing to say “yes, indeed, right-ee-oh” to every­thing I’ve just said, and doubt­less the read­er sees noth­ing orig­i­nal in my analy­sis. Well, there isn’t any­thing orig­i­nal in it. The prob­lem is that, among clever peo­ple, it doesn’t stick. Intel­lec­tu­al cyn­i­cism is like wound­ed love. Every dis­ap­point­ment mere­ly fires the hope that the next con-artist of romance will be “the real thing.” The world is full of acer­bic, cyn­i­cal crit­ics of soci­ety who sud­den­ly dis­cov­ered sal­va­tion in Stal­in, Mus­soli­ni, Cas­tro, Mao, Daniel Orte­ga, or who­ev­er trot­ted out the same line of malarky. At present, they are lin­ing up to be saved by Hugo Chávez, an aston­ish­ing­ly lame and uno­rig­i­nal ver­sion of the same old horse-shit. But ask any pro­fes­sion­al con artist. The best cons are the old cons. They always work because the always work. And smart peo­ple are always eas­i­er to con than dumb peo­ple, because smart peo­ple always believe they can’t be conned.

Nor does being cyn­i­cal, even the way I chose to be cyn­i­cal, afford me total pro­tec­tion. Just last week I found myself being caught up in the manip­u­la­tive sophistries of an a acquain­tance, real­ly slurp­ing it up. Like most clever peo­ple, I think of myself as too clever to be conned. The tools a suc­cess­ful schemer in pol­i­tics uses are sim­ply elab­o­ra­tions and exten­sions of the ones used on a small­er, more per­son­al scale. For­tu­nate­ly, I force myself to review my errors, now and then.

This is the real insight: under­stand­ing that pow­er, psy­cho­log­i­cal manip­u­la­tion, and pol­i­tics are not dif­fer­ent at dif­fer­ent scales. The ambi­tious tribesman maneu­ver­ing for con­trol of the yam feast in the jun­gle high­lands uses the same tricks and the same vul­ner­a­bil­i­ties as the yam-boss in the White House.

[1] These events were amus­ing­ly chron­i­cled by the jour­nal­ist and foren­sic accoun­tant Gre­go­ry Palast, in Tril­lion Dol­lar Babies, reprint­ed in Armed Mad­house. Dut­ton. 2006. Palast is one of those frus­trat­ing peo­ple who has “almost got it”. Despite his inves­tiga­tive skills and sharp wit, he suc­cumbs to the same old razzmatazz as every­one else, and remains impris­oned in ortho­dox­ies. The book is filled with piti­ful­ly naïve fawn­ing over the tin-pot Napoleon of Venuzuela, Hugo Chávez, whom he imag­ines to be an “alter­na­tive”. Plus ça change….

[2] Wal­lechin­sky, David. Tyrants: The World’s 20 Worst Liv­ing Dic­ta­tors. Regan / Harper­Collins. 2006. p.13

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