(Lucas 2005) Star Wars: Episode III ― Revenge of the Sith

Natal­ie Port­man plays a chin cush­ion in Revenge of the Sith.

Final­ly got around to see­ing this, albeit only on the small screen. I nev­er knew there could be any­thing more tedious than Par­si­fal. I notice now that the female char­ac­ters in the Star Wars movies have got­ten pro­gres­sive­ly more inac­tive and orna­men­tal. Remem­ber Princess Leah? She was expect­ed to do some fight­ing and solve prob­lems. But that was the 1970s. This episode’s Pad­mé has all the dynamism of a hydro­gen atom at the end of the uni­verse. Not even spec­tac­u­lar CG bat­tles could keep my eye on the screen. I’m not very demand­ing when it comes to space opera. A few nice visu­als, maybe a clever line or two is all it takes to keep me hap­py. But I would have been pissed off if I had paid the­atre prices to see this.

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