(Park­er 2007) South Park: Ep.163 — Imag­i­na­tion­land, Part 1
(Park­er 2007) South Park: Ep.164 — Imag­i­na­tion­land, Part 2
(Park­er 2007) South Park: Ep.165 — Imag­i­na­tion­land, Part 3
(D’Elia 2004) Boston Legal: Ep.1 — Head Cases
(Ewing & Grady 2006) Jesus Camp
(Park­er 2001) South Park: Ep.72 — Prop­er Con­dom Use
(Win­cer 1996) The Phantom
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Crit­ics were not kind to John Hus­ton’s 1956 film­ing of Melville’s sym­bol­ic mas­ter­piece, but it has much to com­mend it. Gre­go­ry Peck looked awk­ward in the role of Ahab, but in the scenes where he whips his crew into a col­lec­tive fren­zy (where Star­buck sees “a mad­man beget more mad­men”) he was very effec­tive. Ray Brad­bury wrote the script, and I think it one of his most bril­liant accom­plish­ments, for it remains very true to the inten­tions and style of the book. Richard Base­hart was fine as that sim­ple soul, Ish­mael, and Leo Genn per­formed bril­liant­ly in the role of Star­buck. The spe­cial effects were superb for their time, though they might embar­rass a film-mak­er today. Visu­al detail was accurate.

The world of the New Bed­ford whalers in the 1840s holds many sur­pris­es for a mod­ern view­er. It was strik­ing­ly cos­mopoli­tan — the whal­ing ships sailed every sea in the world, and Africans, Native Amer­i­cans, Asians, Poly­ne­sians, and Euro­peans crewed the ships and walked the streets of New Bed­ford. Peo­ple were gen­uine­ly, pro­found­ly reli­gious. Unlike the pho­ny-balony “Chris­t­ian fun­da­men­tal­ists” of mod­ern Amer­i­ca, who nev­er actu­al­ly read the bible, these peo­ple knew it by heart. Melville expect­ed his read­ers to get every one of his thou­sands of bib­li­cal ref­er­ences in the nov­el. The movie cap­tures both these ele­ments exactly.

I want to kill Michael Palin — pure­ly out of envy. He gets to trav­el every­where, see the coolest things, and talk to fas­ci­nat­ing peo­ple, and makes a for­tune doing it. Palin was recent­ly ranked num­ber nine in the list of the world’s top ten trav­el­ers of all time by Wan­der­lust Mag­a­zine. It’s been claimed that trav­el agen­cies antic­i­pate sharp spikes in book­ings for any des­ti­na­tion that he vis­its, after an episode of one of his doc­u­men­taries. Himalaya is his best doc­u­men­tary series to date. This one takes him to the North­west Fron­tier states of Pak­istan, to Amrit­sar in the Pun­jab, to Sim­la, to Kash­mir and Ladakh, through Nepal into Tibet, and from thence east­ward to Yun­nan in Chi­na, back through Naga­land and Assam, into Bhutan, and final­ly to the shores of the Bay of Ben­gal. In this spec­tac­u­lar jour­ney, he meets and talks to a vari­ety of peo­ple: an enter­pris­ing den­tist in Peshawar; the Dalai Lama; Namu, a pop singer from the matrilo­cal Mosuo peo­ple of Yun­nan; a South­ern Bap­tist head­hunter in Naga­land; danc­ing monks in Assam. Pal­in’s easy­go­ing affa­bil­i­ty gives every­one he talks to dig­ni­ty, which I think is the secret of his suc­cess. You always get more than just scenery and plat­i­tudes. The series tip­toes around pol­i­tics, but its focus on indi­vid­ual lives and per­son­al­i­ties makes it an impres­sive doc­u­ment. For exam­ple, his vis­it to the Sikh Gold­en Tem­ple does­n’t focus on the splen­dour of the build­ing, but on the vol­un­teers prepar­ing the cus­tom­ary meal, giv­en to any­one who comes to it.

“Pas­tor” Ted Hag­gard in action

Wor­ship­ping George Bush, Jr at Jesus Camp

One of the creepi­est doc­u­men­taries I’ve ever seen. It fol­lows the activ­i­ties of a fun­da­men­tal­ist chil­drens’ camp that employs grotesque brain­wash­ing tech­niques to indoc­tri­nate chil­dren, large­ly for obvi­ous polit­i­cal ends. The orga­niz­er, a mon­strous­ly evil woman, makes you sick with every word she spouts. Also includ­ed are a famous pas­tor, Ted Hag­gard, one of the most influ­en­tial evan­gel­i­cals in the coun­try, preach­ing anti-gay hatred at the chil­dren. Hag­gard was lat­er dis­cov­ered hav­ing sex and doing hard drugs with gay hus­tlers, and resigned. Anoth­er dis­gust­ing scene involves chil­dren bab­bling “in tongues” while wor­ship­ing a card-board cutout of George Bush, Jr. It should be not­ed that the move­men­t’s lead­ers con­sid­ered the doc­u­men­tary to be a fair rep­re­sen­ta­tion of their views.

“sin­ful” chil­dren repent…

.… the irony is painful.

(Chaf­fey / McGoohan 1967) The Pris­on­er: Ep.1 ― Arrival
(Hon­da 1966) The War of the Gar­gan­tuas [ Amer­i­can release ver­sion of Furanken­shutain no
. . . . kai­jû: San­da tai Gaira]
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Boston Legal has been doing a good job of oppos­ing the sta­tus quo in the Unit­ed States, and is bril­liant­ly fun­ny in the process. My thanks go to Isaac White for draw­ing my atten­tion to this series, and bring­ing over files of it to watch. This par­tic­u­lar episode is the fun­ni­est I’ve seen, and the best exam­ple of stand­ing up to the morons. It not only takes on the Iraq War, but Bush’s idi­ot­ic and destruc­tive edu­ca­tion poli­cies. While all the act­ing is good in this series, the best parts are when James Spad­er and William Shat­ner inter­act. Shat­ner has, over the years, matured into a bril­liant com­ic actor.

My ratio­nale: Some­body went to the trou­ble to get suf­fi­cient­ly stoned to make this movie. I felt that I owed it to them to get suf­fi­cient­ly stoned to watch it.

Ray Steven­son as Titus Pul­lo and Kevin McK­idd as Lucius Vorenus

HBO’s Rome is a superb series. There are some his­tor­i­cal inac­cu­ra­cies: Octa­vian was ship­wrecked in his youth, but nev­er kid­napped, and he was not in Rome when Cae­sar was assas­si­nated. Nei­ther was Cicero. Cae­sar is shown offer­ing to give land in Pan­nonia to the 13th Legion, though Pan­nonia wasn’t in the empire at that time. But as far as pre­sent­ing Roman soci­ety, and the mores and behav­iour of Romans, the series is quite accu­rate. It quite prop­erly shows the casu­al vio­lence and bru­tal­ity of a soci­ety that was not informed by any real eth­i­cal prin­ci­plrs, but mere­ly by cus­tom, caste con­scious­ness, vengeance, and bar­baric con­cepts of “hon­our”. Much of our world remains like that, today, and it is a pro­found dis­tor­tion of his­tory to ignore it, as most his­tor­i­cal film and fic­tion usu­ally does. The real­i­ty of slav­ery and Roman sex­ual prac­tices are shown with rea­son­able accu­racy. The death of Cae­sar is shown as it is in Plutarch’s account, rather than Sue­to­nius. Read more »

(Benedek 1953) The Wild One
(Nicholls 1995) Alien Empires: Hardware
(Nicholls 1995) Alien Empires: Repli­ca­tors Read more »

Oh My Gawd what a hor­ri­ble film! Oil rig­gers equipped with no skill or knowl­edge save the earth from aster­oid impact by fly­ing to the aster­oid in the Space Shut­tle and drilling a hole a mere 800 feet into it (as if this would make a dif­fer­ence?), to plant a nuclear bomb . They and NASA and var­i­ous mil­i­tary types save the Earth by com­pet­ing in how loud­ly they can shout at each oth­er and who can say the tough­est things. A sop­py romance is thrown in — one that makes you cringe when­ever those char­ac­ters show their faces. Annoy­ing act­ing, annoy­ing music, annoy­ing every­thing, and sci­en­tific illit­er­acy so pro­found that NASA uses the film to train astro­nauts. They are required to iden­tify as many of the 167 major vio­la­tions of phys­i­cal laws and prob­a­bil­i­ties as they can. Yes, 167.