Category Archives: AF - Blog 2016
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Monday, November 28, 2016 — A Letter to my Member of Parliament, Bill Morneau
To: Bill Morneau, House of Commons, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada K1A 0A6
Re: Prime Minister Trudeau praising Castro
I voted for the present government. I voted for you. I had viscerally despised Harper, and I fell for your party’s hokum about “sunny days” and restoring Canada’s democratic values after the grim repressiveness of the Conservative administration. Naive me.
Wednesday, November 9, 2016 — Fucking American Morons, part 2
Gmail was down for an astonishing 24 hours. It will, no doubt, cost Google a lot of money, as they have contractual obligations to their commercial customers which will incur penalties. The outage effected much of the world, and most intensely North America and the U.K. It started around when the U.S. election polls closed, and continued for the better part of a day. Now, I don’t know for certain the cause of this unprecedented outage, with its unlikely coincident timing, but I could venture a guess. Read more »
Tuesday, November 8, 2016 — FUCKING AMERICAN MORONS!
FUCKING
AMERICAN
MORONS
I”m sad to say that I had a misguided faith in the American people. It’s not just the misleading polls that had me bamboozled. From the time I lived in the United States, I retained a deep feeling that the American people where at heart decent and patriotic, that they cherished freedom, and that if push comes to shove they will do the right thing. That faith is now gone. The American people have destroyed that illusion. Making that asshole President demonstrates clearly that the United States is washed up, a nation of cowards and pathetic losers. If Americans would rather be slaves than free human beings, it is up to Canada to take up the flag of freedom. I will dedicate my life to protecting my beloved country from the influence of that monstrous evil below the border.
Sunday, November 6, 2016 — Two Days
In two days we will finally find out what degree of power the Racism, Rape and Treason Party will exercise in the United States for the next four years. It’s plain that they will not win the Presidency — patriotic Americans have sensed an imminent threat to the country, and are turning out in record numbers to defend it — but what really matters is whether or not the RR&T (Republican) Party will retain control of the House of Representatives. A generation of systematic voter suppression and district gerrymandering has allowed the Republicans to control the House, repeatedly holding the American people to ransom and obstructing any kind of rational administration. If they retain this power, there will be four years of relentless obstruction of the kind that Americans have become accustomed to in the last eight years. Republicans have no claim to being patriots: the well-being of the American people will always be the last thing they are concerned with. They are driven by a totalitarian ideology that has fused older elements originating in America with Communism and Fascism imported from Europe. Those who delude themselves into thinking that Donald Trump is some sort of aberration in his party need to wake up. Trump is the natural, logical and inevitable consequence of Conservative ideology in exactly the same way that Stalin was the natural, logical and inevitable consequence of Marxist ideology. Everything that Trump has done in this election is something that the Republican Party has done before, every slogan he shouts and every slimy tactic he employs are straight out of the long-term Republican playbook. Trump will probably not succeed in his dream of destroying America and turning it into a sleazy, Putin-KGB style dictatorship, but the Republican Party will not stop their ideological crusade with his failure, and their ambition is exactly the same as Trump’s. They will keep on trying. Americans will not be safe from the specter of tyranny until the Republican Party is completely erased from their lives. Read more »
Image of the month: Abott and Costello Go to Mars
Wednesday, July 27, 2016 — Danger
Things are getting very dangerous. There is now a serious possibility that the people of the United States will elect Caligula as President. The entire world is endangered by this folly.
I will repeat what I have said before. I consider any American who votes Republican in the coming election to be a traitor to his country. There is simply no excuse conceivable for an act so immoral, so disgusting, so vile, as to vote to make Donald Trump the most powerful person in the world. Furthermore, I count it a moral obligation for any American to act to prevent it. Nobody can claim to be a patriot unless they actively oppose this monster at least to the extent of going to the polls to vote against him. There can be no sitting this one out.