(Dr. Seuss & Alexander Abingdon) The Omnibus Boners

06-04-04 READ (Dr. Seuss & Alexander Abingdon) The Omnibus Boners pic 1I spot­ted this in a Good­will book-bin and snatched it. What a lit­tle trea­sure to come across! In 1931, the young com­mer­cial artist Theodore Seuss Geisel, who had already assumed the non-de-plume of “Dr. Seuss”, was com­mis­sioned to il­lus­trate three col­lec­tions of amus­ing quotes from school essays. His biog­ra­phy states that it was this that con­vinced him that he should try mak­ing a book for chil­dren. Dr. Seuss’ inim­itable style is already evi­dent in these illus­tra­tions. The school­boy bloop­ers select­ed are still very fun­ny. Some exam­ples: “Grav­ity was dis­cov­ered by Isaac Wal­ton. It is chiefly notice­able in the autumn, when apples are falling off trees”, “The Zodi­ac is the Zoo of the Sky, where lions, goats, vir­gins and oth­er ani­mals go after they are dead”, “A cow is very like a bull, but a bull hurts more”, “To stop a nose­bleed, stand on your head till your heart stops beat­ing.”, “The arti­choke was an ancient instru­ment of tor­ture”, “Hered­ity means that if your grand­fa­ther didn’t have any chil­dren, then your father prob­a­bly wouldn’t have had any, and nei­ther would you, prob­a­bly.”, “Thomas Paine was a rare indi­vid­ual, obsessed by com­mon sense.”, “Cana­di­ans raise bowl wee­vils for their wool.”, and who could for­get “Socrates was addict­ed to hem­lock, which even­tu­ally cor­rupted his morals.”? Dr. Seuss’s draw­ings do full jus­tice to these gems of error. I don’t doubt that this book is col­lectible, but it would take a gang of furi­ous Scots­men armed with clay­mores to pry it away from me. [appar­ently it isn’t worth any­thing much — a friend checked up on it]

06-04-04 READ (Dr. Seuss & Alexander Abingdon) The Omnibus Boners pic 206-04-04 READ (Dr. Seuss & Alexander Abingdon) The Omnibus Boners pic 306-04-04 READ (Dr. Seuss & Alexander Abingdon) The Omnibus Boners pic 406-04-04 READ (Dr. Seuss & Alexander Abingdon) The Omnibus Boners pic 5con­tents:
14638. (Dr. Seuss & Alexan­der Abing­don) Bon­ers, Being a Col­lec­tion of School­boy Wis­dom, or
. . . . . Knowl­edge as it is Some­times Writ­ten, Com­piled from Class­rooms and Examination
. . . . . Papers by Alexan­der Abing­don & Illus­trat­ed by Dr. Seuss
14639. (Dr. Seuss & Alexan­der Abing­don) More Boners
14640. (Dr. Seuss & Alexan­der Abing­don) Still More Boners

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