Monday, September 27, 2010 — Scabster, Scotland

Dun­net Head ( Ceann Dùnaid ) in Caith­ness, Scot­land. The north­ern­most point on the British main­land. Lat­i­tude 58°40′21″N lon­gi­tude 03°22′31″W.

The sea is calm, dap­pled with sun­light. I’m in the dock­side “Peerie Cafe,” wait­ing for the fer­ry to Strom­ness, in Orkney. Through the win­dow, I can see a bleak head­land that is the north­ern­most point of the main­land of the Unit­ed King­dom. Clos­er to me, sheep are graz­ing on a six­ty degree slope — some­thing I’ve nev­er seen before. The timid Meri­no breed that I’m famil­iar with would nev­er do such a thing. This is the first calm meal and cof­fee that I’ve had since I left Toron­to. It’s been a pre­cip­i­tent journey.

Scab­ster, Caith­ness. Jump off point for Orkney.

The flight from Toron­to to Gatwick was unevent­ful, and with­out delays. At Gatwick, I found out that a flight to Orkney that I could afford was out of the ques­tions. Good prices were only for those with cred­it cards, a fra­ter­ni­ty to which I don’t belong. How­ev­er, I could catch a train at a scan­dalous­ly low price if I were to run, not walk, the the British Rail plat­form, switch to the Under­ground at Tow­er Bridge, pur­chase the tick­et at St. Pan­cras, and then run, not walk down the Euston Road to Euston Sta­tion in time to catch the Glas­gow train. This I did, step­ping into the train lit­er­al­ly as it was clos­ing its doors and pulling out. I had to make my way through the var­i­ous high­er class­es to be among the com­mon­ers at the far end of the train. Keep in mind that this was all done while car­ry­ing a heavy pack full of camp­ing equipment.

Per­pen­dic­u­lar grazing.

I had not slept since the pre­vi­ous morn­ing, and I was­n’t going to sleep for some time. I have great dif­fi­cul­ty sleep­ing sit­ting up, or even reclined on bus or plane seat. The Thomas Cook Air­ways food had been sparse and unape­tiz­ing. I was rav­en­ous, and found myself shame­less­ly spend­ing the equiv­a­lent of $9 Cana­di­an for a pack­age sand­wich of hard to iden­ti­fy con­tents, and a cup of instant cof­fee. But the girl serv­ing the train’s tuck­shop was charm­ing. There would be no pos­si­bil­i­ty of any­thing sub­stan­tial until I reached the north­ern tip of Scot­land. Both my con­nec­tions would be quick.

So I sat back to study the Eng­lish coun­try­side, which is always a plea­sure. Eng­lish city-scapes are depress­ing, because mod­ern build­ings are plunked aggres­sive­ly into old­er neigh­bour­hoods. Near­ly iden­ti­cal build­ings would look fine in a Cana­di­an city, because they would look like they belonged, and there would be built with an eye to fit­ting in with old­er build­ings. But here, slabs of glass and con­crete are foist­ed on tra­di­tion­al neigh­bour­hoods like an inva­sion of con­quer­ing alien space­ships, con­temp­tu­ous of the natives.

But the Eng­lish coun­try­side is treat­ed with more respect. It is still wor­thy of an Elgar or a Vaugh­an Williams back­ground score. The train pass­es count­less vil­lages that could have host­ed Mid­Somer Mur­ders, and the fields are thick­ly pop­u­lat­ed with sheep and cat­tle, graz­ing togeth­er. The sheep appar­ent­ly going for the short grass after the cat­tle have tak­en the long. The cows in the Mid­lands have com­i­cal­ly large udders. Gor­geous hors­es frol­ic in stone-walled pad­docks, obvi­ous­ly frus­trat­ed by the small spaces. Crows flock and dis­perse to a mys­te­ri­ous rhythm.

Leav­ing the Mid­lands, we passed through Wigan, which I know from George Orwell’s Road to Wigan Pier. It now seems a pleas­ant Lan­cashire town, but you can see, tucked away here and there, some grim res­i­den­tial streets and ruined Vic­to­ri­an ware­hous­es that hint at Orwell’s account of an old­er, hard­er life.a

The Lan­cashire coun­try­side shows obvi­ous rem­nants of the Ice Age. There are long post-glacial eskers and tear-drop shaped drum­lins scat­tered across the land. Fur­ther along, in Cum­bria, the views upgrade to won­der­ful. This is the Lake Dis­trict made famous by Wordsworth and the oth­er Roman­tic poets. The vil­lages here set­tle into the hol­lows between the high hills, which are dot­ted with sheep. It is still, how­ev­er, a thick­ly pop­u­lat­ed, human-shaped landscsape.

Every­thing changes dra­mat­i­cal­ly when you cross into Scot­land. Unbound­ed for­est, rather than dis­creet clumps of trees hemmed in by fences, walls and roads. Strings road­side hous­es and iso­lat­ed build­ings rather than focused vil­lages. A gen­er­al air of human tran­sience in a wild land­scape. In short, a Cana­di­an feel­ing. And this was mere­ly the South­ern High­lands, the first line of defense against erst­while invaders from the south… where the Romans pru­dent­ly stopped.

Arriv­ing at Glas­gow Cen­tral Sta­tion, I had fif­teen min­utes to catch a train to Inver­ness, all of which was spent in a brisk walk to Glas­gow Queen Sta­tion. All I can say about the train ride through the Cen­tral and North­east­ern High­lands is that it is fabous­ly, extra­or­di­nar­i­ly beau­ti­ful. The forests of spruce, pine, and birch re-inforced the the impres­sion of Canadian-likeness.

I arrived exhaust­ed, and fell asleep in a hos­tel bed at Thur­so, after thir­ty sev­en hours with­out sleep. And now I enjoy a Scot­tish break­fast by the sea.

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