Wednesday, September 29, 2010 ― Kirkwall, Orkney

Upon my word, my jour­nal goes charm­ing­ly on at present.… How eas­i­ly and clev­er­ly do I write just now! I am real­ly pleased with myself; words come skip­ping to me like lambs upon Mof­fat Hill; and I turn my peri­ods smooth­ly and imper­cep­ti­bly like a skil­full wheel­wright turn­ing tops in a turn­ing-loom. There’s fan­cy! There’s sim­i­le! In short, I am at present a genius: in that does my opu­lence con­sist, and not in base metal.

James Boswell, Boswell’s Lon­don Jour­nal, 1762–1763

I wish I could have Boswell’s inno­cent con­fi­dence in the qual­i­ty of my prose. Today, he would be the world’s most tire­less blogger. 

Sig­urd Hlodvirsson’s moth­er, a sor­cer­ess, responds when he asks her for advice when he’s chal­lenged to fight by the Scot­tish Jarl Finnleik: “Ek myn­da þik hafa len­gi upp fætt í ull­laupi mínum, ef ek vis­sa, at þú myn­dir eirnart lifa, ok ræðr auð­na lífi, en eigi, hvar maðr er kominn; betra er at dey­ja með sœmð en lifa með skömm.” [Had I thought you’d live for ever,” she said, I’d have reared you in my wool-bas­ket.”]

The Orkneyin­ga Saga, 1230 AD

Hav­ing slept well enough for the con­di­tions, I pro­ceed­ed to walk across Main­land to Kirk­ness. This gave me ample time to savour the coun­try, but my cam­era bat­ter­ies were low, and I took no pho­tographs on the jour­ney. I was begin­ning to get a feel­ing for the farm life of Orkney. The warm North Atlantic cur­rent assures that it sel­dom expe­ri­ences frost, and equal­ly cools it in sum­mer. The soils are noth­ing spe­cial: the moor­lands are pret­ty much use­less for agri­cul­ture; on the remain­ing high ground, the soil is lit­tle more than crum­bled sand­stone; the low ground looks like a clay- rich sandy till, which must get water­logged in such a wet cli­mate. But five mil­len­nia of adding sea­weed, manure and crushed shell have made it remark­ably fer­tile. The beef raised here is superb. The poor­er land is dot­ted with sheep, all of a white-faced breed that I did­n’t rec­og­nize. A farmer told me they were “Lane” [this is what the word sound­ed like to me, but this was fil­tered through my still awk­ward grasp of Orca­di­an dialect]. He also informed me that there’s brown-wooled breed unique to the island of North Ronald­say that lives exclu­sive­ly on seaweed.

The Orca­di­ans don’t seem to be great talk­ers, but they will chat with a stranger walk­ing by. None prod­ded me for any infor­ma­tion about myself. I was just anoth­er “fer­ry-loop­er,” a sta­tus that made me one in the same with any­one from Caith­ness to Kathmandu. 

With the sky over­cast, the hills and fields that had glowed the pre­vi­ous day now took on a picuresque gloom. Most peo­ple in the North Atlantic like to paint their hous­es bright­ly, to con­trast with the grays that dom­i­nat­ed the land­scape much of the time. But the Orca­di­ans pre­fer to blend in with the back­ground colours. Almost all their hous­es are grey stone, but even the stuc­coed walls are usu­al­ly paint­ed gray, dull blue, or off-white.

I walked through the vil­lage of Fin­stown. Refresh­ments at Baikie’s Store. I won­dered why, among all the greys and blues, one house had a bright red door. The tiny hotel is called Pomona Inn, a curi­ous name that recurs now and then. Most place names in Orkney are derived from Norn, the vari­ant of Old Norse that was spo­ken in the islands until the sev­en­teenth cen­tu­ry. But sure­ly “Pomona” is nei­ther Norse nor Celtic. Fin­stown, how­ev­er is no mys­tery. The term “finn” was used in Old Norse to des­ig­nate the abo­rig­i­nal inhab­i­tants of Scan­di­navia, before the arrival of the Indo-Euro­pean Norse. Clas­si­cal authors referred to the Fen­ni of the far north. It was applied, in the Mid­dle Ages, to the peo­ple we now know as Sami, or Lap­p­lan­ders, and this may be whom the Romans meant. Sub­se­quent­ly, the name was trans­ferred to the Suo­mi, the Finns of Fin­land. Orkney was set­tled by the Norse in the ninth cen­tu­ry. What hap­pened to the ear­li­er Pic­tish inhab­i­tants is not known; dri­ven out, exter­mi­nat­ed, or absorbed. It’s quite prob­a­ble that, among the Norse set­tlers there were Sami, or descen­dants of Sami, per­haps brought as slaves. They would have been regard­ed as hav­ing spe­cial access to the super­nat­ur­al. The arrival of Chris­tian­i­ty would have trans­formed them into witch­es and war­locks. The only puz­zle is why this par­tic­u­lar vil­lage would be actu­al­ly des­ig­nat­ed as the abode of witch­es ― “Fin­stown”. Maybe witch­craft was not always seen in a neg­a­tive light, and Fin­stown had a going com­mer­cial con­cern in magic.

Rather than take the main road along the coast, I chose to walk to Kirk­wall by the small­er Old Fin­stown Road, and this pro­vid­ed some excel­lent views from high­er ground. I passed what appeared to be a ghost vil­lage. One house was whole and sealed up, two were in ruins and deeply buried in brush and tall grass, and there were some sub­stan­tial, well-built walls fronting the road. When the vil­lage was aban­doned, I could not guess. The road ducked south of a high hill that bris­tled with telecom­mu­ni­ca­tion tow­ers, then entered Kirk­wall in the gen­er­al neigh­bour­hood of the hos­tel where I hoped to bed down for the night. Not that I mind­ed sleep­ing out of doors again, but I need­ed a con­ve­nient base for explor­ing the town.


Kirk­well is the largest set­tle­ment in Orkney, and in essence the cap­i­tal of a small nation. The mere 19,000 Orca­di­ans pos­sess every­thing that goes with nation­hood except the polit­i­cal stamp of it. They have a his­to­ry, immense­ly long, with five and half thou­sand years of it pre­served in stone struc­tures. Only Egypt can boast a rival pedi­gree. They have a lit­er­a­ture, rang­ing from a medieval epic (the Orkneyin­ga Saga) to well-regard­ed mod­ern nov­el­ists. They had their own lan­guage, Norn, replaced only in recent times by a dialect of Scots that dif­fers sig­nif­i­cant­ly from any­thing on the main­land. They have an entire mytho­log­i­cal uni­verse of their own, with, among oth­er things, the folk hero Assi­pat­tle, who defeats the Stour Worm, or World Snake. Kirk­wall boasts a fine library and superb pub­lic archives, as well as a col­lege host­ing aca­d­e­m­ic and sci­en­tif­ic insti­tutes that do work of glob­al impor­tance. With a pop­u­la­tion of less than 9,000, it nev­er­the­less boasts one Britain’s old­est cathe­drals, and it is no mean struc­ture. St. Mag­nus looms over the town with­out com­pe­ti­tion from any mod­ern buildings. 

Around the cathe­dral there are old streets of gray slate and sand­stone hous­es and shops. These, as in Strom­ness, are nar­row and paved with the same stone. Fur­ther from the cen­tre, there are more mod­ern streets paved with asphalt and boast­ing the usu­al bunch of Tescos, park­ing lots and petrol sta­tions. But even the new­ly built hous­es are cov­ered with stuc­co only a shade paler than the ancient stones.

The effect for the vis­i­tor is of being a land, a place which is def­i­nite­ly not Eng­land, and not even Scot­land, but entire­ly its own thing. 

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