“Oh, no! Not the BEES!!”
Okay, I’ve finally seen it. When I heard there was an American remake of the classic 1973 British film I knew it would have to be bad. When it came out, everyone who saw it assured me that it was not just terrible, but an absolute atrocity. But still, I was not prepared for how unbelievably bad this film is. It’s sickeningly, loathsomely, horribly, hideously, insultingly bad. Not even the hilarious sight of Nicholas Cage punching an Evil Wiccan Feminist while dressed in a bear suit can make it seem charmingly bad, like an Ed Wood movie, or Robot Monster. The insult to the original film is simply too monstrous to permit that kind of pleasure. This was made by morons who understand nothing. The best way to watch it, if you must, would be to be dead drunk, stoned out of your mind, or, better yet, in a clinical coma.
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